Warning: This story is about crazy m$##er F$#king teenagers, drugs, alcohol, sex, sex fetishes, fantasies, murder, dead people, zombies, and perhaps a hit or two of weed. Think Natural Born Killers meets The Walking Dead meets Weekend at Bernie’s.
Alisa Massaro
Characters involved in crime: Alisa Massaro, 18-years-old, necrophiliac, main star. Joshua Miner, 24-years-old, Massaro’s long-time boyfriend, ring leader, alleged murderer, and always out of focus in pictures. Adam Landerman, 19-years-old, the follower, fellow murderer, and son of police sergeant. Bethany Mckee, 18-years-old, the fat chick, responsible for allegedly luring victims to house promising them sex and video games.
Joshua Miner
A brief telling of the story: Alisa Massaro really really really wanted to have sex with a dead guy. Joshua Miner, her long-time boyfriend, hoped to help his girlfriend with her necrophiliac fantasy. After a party, Bethany Mckee lured two young men, Erik Glover and Terence Rankin, both 22-years-old, to Alisa Massaro’s house by promising sexual favors, weed and possibly a few games of Super Mario Bros. After a few weed rips and some drinks, a sexual altercation happened between Mckee and Rankin, Miner intervened and punched and then strangled Rankin to death. Glover, attempting to defend his friend from Miner, was attacked and strangled to death by Adam Landerman, the follower. They then hog-tied the two victims, put bags over their
Adam Landerman
heads, and then placed them in a pile. Miner told police that Landerman jumped on the dead bodies like he was surfing on them which caused the corpses to make “zombie like noises”, and excrete their bowels, thus emitting a foul order. The group was a little freaked out at this point and thought the corpses were going to reach out and grab them like zombies. Mckee left to take her baby to daycare. Miner put a beige sheet over the bodies and Miner and Alisa Massaro engaged in sex on top of the bodies, and then, the follower, Landerman joined in to form a real awkward, kind of like the end of that 1994 movie Threesome, sick ménage à trois situation on the corpses.
Bethany McKee
Police found the bodies and all four of the suspects were arrested. All four stories were different, and who actually killed who is still questionable. Miner confessed everything regarding the drugs, alcohol, fantasies, murder and sex on the dead. Case is still under investigation. Stay tuned.
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My condolences to the families of the victims. RIP Eric Glover and Terrence Rankins.
